Posted by: John | October 8, 2012

A Day in the Garden

“How’d your day go?”

“Not bad, I’ve about got all the birds named. How ’bout yours?”

“OK. I went through the fruit section this afternoon.”

“Wait a minute. I thought we weren’t supposed to eat those.”

“Sammy snake said it was alright. Here, have a bite.”

Crrrunnnchhh.  “Whoa, wait a minute, what’s that thing between my legs?”

“I’m starting to feel all warm and sticky inside.”

“Let’s fuck.”

“How do we do that?”

————- “WHAT ARE YOU TWO TRYING TO DO??”

“OMG!!!!!”

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