John and Lisa's Blue Skies Blog – Soaring with God

A John and Lisa collaboration.
Can you guess who wrote each part?
You might be surprised.
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I dream of a switch on my butt
so that when I get into my sit
position to meditate, all thoughts
go away and my third eye is all
I can see. But there needs to be
an override for when I get in
my truck to drive. Otherwise,
I’d have no thoughts about my driving
at that moment. But many drivers
seem to have their thoughts somewhere
other than their driving anyway.
Maybe up their butts.